All Hail Her Madnessty. (Get it? madnessty just in majesty, get it? Gosh sometimes I'm so humorous I scare myself)

Singaporeans' common excuses for not making an effort to excercise regularly:

1. Where got time! I velly busy one u know!


2. My boss needs me, my family needs me, my nation needs me, I can't just abandon all these poor souls just to work out! They will die without The Great Me.


3. Weekends the courts sosh ex, everyday the gym sosh pack (wow rhymes), waste money one lah.

Today, I present to you an even better one, one that nobody can find faults with;

"Everytime I wanna play tennis, it will rain, confirm plus chop will rain, liddat my fault issit! No healthy lifestyle my fault issit!"

Boooo! This always happens! Just like Eileen who brings on the rain everytime she does her laundry.

So Cassandra and I made a wasted trip to school today.But at least the trip home wasn't. We decided to go for K-lunch at Safra Jurong:].

OMG. The Kbox there is all nice, new and high tech! Its damn fun! You get to play Cheering, Jeering, Whistling and Applause sounds when your friends are singing, totally had a blast with that.

The rooms are clean and big, the mics are like SPARKLING CLEAN! Whatmore, you select your songs via a touch screen panel, gone were the days where everyone bent down and squinted their eyes to search for songs on the awfully small tv screen with a worn out remote that usually goes missing in the dark room.

OHOH! And you get to record your singing! How cool is that!

Offkey, we have to go to Kbox @ Safra Jurong! How bout next friday? :]

"KBox @ Safra Jurong, da best!"

"Hi, I'm Brad Pitt and I like Kbox @ Safra Jurong too. Yeah."

Dear Derek Tham,

This is with regards to your much overdued lesson on "How to Regconise a Helmet Head".

A. Features of a Helmet Head

• Ridiculous Bangs
• Unnaturally unmoving hair
• Similar to a Helmet

*Please refer to Fig 1.1

Fig 1.1 This is typical Helmet Head with all the above mentioned features.

Now refer to Fig 1.2,

Fig 1.2 This pretty girl with silky smooth hair blowing in the wind, obviously is not.

I hope with this, you now have a more accurate perception of Helmet Heads.

Yours Hatefully,

Adeline Lee

You can tell my madness from the last camwhoring session hasn't quite ended yet. Formal Report is driving me nuts!

And I couldn't help but be reminded of Dreadful Derek's insult to me when I saw a true blue Helmet Head yesterday. lol